First, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I love chocolate. I do. I can finish a box of chocolates and still want more. That's how much I love chocolate. I prefer milk or dark, no fillings, except for Guylian because Guylian is amazing.

So I had a dentist appointment today and apparently I'm genetically prone to cavities. My mom takes excellent care of her teeth and still have lots of cavities compared to my dad, who takes crappy care of his teeth. Why couldn't I have inherited her thin long pianist fingers instead?

Crappity poo.

So my dentist tells me that I should stop snacking, but rather eat the sweets all at once, wait 20 minutes (for acid erosion or whatever) and brush and floss. No problem, I'll bring all that to school and the janitors will know me not only as the weirdo but now the weirdo who brushes her teeth in the WC.

The problem is that on Tuesdays and Thursdays I have class and work from 1:30 to 6:30, which means that I can squeeze in a cookie or something between classes, but I definitely don't have time to wait 20 minutes and brush and floss.

Which means I can either starve, beg my teacher to let me brush my teeth, or don't brush my teeth and hope to the Universe that my existing cavities don't get large enough that it needs treatment.

Crappity poo.